Brandon

Brandon is the messiah of Eleazar Avaranism. He is also the deity in Gabby's religion. The only way to truly be a friend to Brandon is to simp for him. He is also known for his world class impression of Jonas doing an impression of Brandon doing an impression of Jonas doing an impression of Alec Baldwin doing an impression of Donald Trump.

Brandon is a huge racist and overall terrible person. This caused his liver and kidneys to fail, and his thyroid to swell to nearly the size of his entire head. He got an invisible rash on his balls and so they itch all the time. He also grew scales all over his body like a snake's, but this issue resolved once he repented to our lord Jesus Christ. Brandon is also affiliated with famous actor Jonah Hill and local idiot Gabby.

New Brandon lore dropped on Jan. 5, 2021. However, to enjoy this lore, one must find it on the internet themselves without the help of a wiki.